backerman | Meme of the day

For using both a table and CSS, this meme gets five points taken from Geekindor. (But I did a field-expedient replacement with a div and an em-based width, and that's a little better.)

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Tuesday I caught a purse-snatcher who stole kenshardik's purse (30 points). Last week I broke chiieddy's X-Box (-12 points). In November I bought porn for fireye (-10 points). In July I ruled Iran as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In May I helped tb3 hide a body (-173 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-865 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!

Sincerely,
yamazakikun

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