I need more sssnakesss...

[backerman]

Samuel L. Jackson, you know him well
He might be able to save you from this scaly hell
But he won't get your money back; it's as good as gone
I've seen some stupid movies, but this is just wrong.

— "SoaP Song", David Coyne (DCLuigi)

I wish that, one of these days, fictional FBI agents would actually stop pulling dumbcrap like sending one or two agents on a raid where, in real life, they'd send at least a dozen. But it was certainly entertaining.