When I become evil overlord

Edict #1 will be:

All communications wiring will be home-runned. Contractors who fail to comply will be forced to figure out why the bloody frack half a condo's phone jacks are working with no visible faults inside the unit.

(But now that I got the jack in my office working, I like Verizon. Download is only 3 Mb/s, probably becuase I'm rather far from the switch, but upload is 680 kb/s, which is double what I had with Comcast. And Comcast also gets to take the buy-Peter-Angelos-a-new-gold-plated-Hummer rate increase and shove it.