My favorite 20040401 joke

From Locus:

In a surprise move, the Hugo Award Fair Competition Committee for Noreascon 4 has decided to forcibly retire several perennial Hugo winners by naming the awards after them.

"After a while, people who win the same award year after year after year should have the grace and dignity to remove themselves from the nominating process," said Noreascon spokesman Aguirre Downsize. "Unfortunately, these greedy bastards haven't taken the hint, so we're just going to shove their asses right off the podium."